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Only guinea pigs themselves.
Aaah. That explains it. They must be using invisible ink again.
They have all the top-of-the-line spy gadgets!
They're watching me right now. Lucky I'm wearing my aluminium foil helmet!
Have you got yours on? Otherwise they'll discover all our hideouts. As long
as they don't discover the whereabouts of the sultanas, the earth will be
safe.
I have a genuine Reynolds brand foil helmet. Never trust generics
where angry guinea pigs are concerned!
BTW, the sultanas have deserted the sultans!
Oh no!!! The sultanettes will be scarred for life!! Are they attending
counselling sessions yet? Somebody Think of the Children!!! I have also
discovered that the guinea pigs have gained a 51%majority of the largest
alfoil wholesaler in australia....they are joining forces with the mice, I
think. Who else would have put up the capital? The gerbil/hamster side of
things has been concentrating on cornering the grain market this year, and
the rabbits took a bad fall in the greyhound end of things last August, so
it can only be the mice. The guinea pigs put everything into Iraq's food for
oil program (how else do you think they got that many AK's?? And the gift of
a jet definitely wasn't from the RSPCA as they claimed, I have my sources
and they don't know anything about it) so they sunk all their capital there.