Kristian Lahdensuo
2004-12-08 09:32:59 UTC
There is nothing more sincere than guinea pigs lips (like here:
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Imagine those lips licking milk from a flat cup and a fly buzzing around it
landing on its fat buttocks, and when the guinea pig waves its fats to shoo
it away. Finally the guinea pig lets the fly to land on him and dive in his
hair seeking for lost fleas to devour. Yes, they are friends and always will
be. They can't be separated by mere mortal mistakes, such as accidentally
biting each other. In death they'll be buried side-by-side, each having a
tobstone stating: "Guinea Pig X & Fly X, forever together - if you plan to
clone the other, clone the other too".
Actually before the death the fly could run on errands for the piggie as it
is so fast and is allowed to visit outside. The fly could bring him fresh
grass and news.
They communicate by exchanging pubic hairs.
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)Imagine those lips licking milk from a flat cup and a fly buzzing around it
landing on its fat buttocks, and when the guinea pig waves its fats to shoo
it away. Finally the guinea pig lets the fly to land on him and dive in his
hair seeking for lost fleas to devour. Yes, they are friends and always will
be. They can't be separated by mere mortal mistakes, such as accidentally
biting each other. In death they'll be buried side-by-side, each having a
tobstone stating: "Guinea Pig X & Fly X, forever together - if you plan to
clone the other, clone the other too".
Actually before the death the fly could run on errands for the piggie as it
is so fast and is allowed to visit outside. The fly could bring him fresh
grass and news.
They communicate by exchanging pubic hairs.